This is my doggie Gibi. He is the best doggie in the world, and this is why:

• He is the best-looking dog for miles.
• He knows that he is pretty, and he loves it.
• He will always do whatever you ask (provided he knows how) and wants nothing more than to please you.
• He is very easily excited and quite hilarious.
• He loves attention.
• He is very loyal and will always try to protect his territory.
• He gets upset when people are not in their designated places, and will try to herd them back.
• He has a very soft head.
• He thinks that he is the size of a mammoth, when really he is under two feet tall.

Documentation Number Two

15 September 2011:

A *discussion* between Father and Mother.


Father: My boss wants me at work because he wants to go vacation. It's just a coincidence that this is the Friday before the weekend.

Mother: *snickers*

Father: No, wait! Every Friday is before the weekend!

Mother: *laughs*

Father: Don't laugh at me, I caught that one on my own!

Documentation Number One

14 September 2011:

On the drive back from Wofford my mother made a correct decision involving a truck and getting lost. "Put this in your blog, will ya? Just to document it," she said.


Point of reference: There is a running joke in my family. "My 50/50 chances are never 50/50" my mother says, "they're always 80/20." (i.e.: She is always wrong. Hence the novelty of her correct decision.)