This is my doggie Gibi. He is the best doggie in the world, and this is why:

• He is the best-looking dog for miles.
• He knows that he is pretty, and he loves it.
• He will always do whatever you ask (provided he knows how) and wants nothing more than to please you.
• He is very easily excited and quite hilarious.
• He loves attention.
• He is very loyal and will always try to protect his territory.
• He gets upset when people are not in their designated places, and will try to herd them back.
• He has a very soft head.
• He thinks that he is the size of a mammoth, when really he is under two feet tall.